Breaking 🚨🚨:
Leader Kim:
I love the Iranians, the Mexicans, I love the Brazilians and the Russians, I love the Canadians and the Colombians, I love the Yemenis and the Venezuelans, and I love everyone who hates Israel and America.
idk if I said this already but happy birthday to my goat, Xi. YOU single handedly brought hundreds of millions of Chinese citizens out of extreme poverty, proving yourself as the best leader since Mao. Stay in good health, and live a long life. China needs you, comrade.