Liz Earle

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[Liz Earle @liizearle]

No one flirts harder than a woman who’s not interested.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

If I say “im hungry” we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person

[liyah @hm_liyah]

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

men don’t deserve their whimsical ass lashes. i hate them so much.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

the only thing more powerful than love is the ick

[Liz Earle @liizearle]

Thought I might find a husband in the men’s t-shirt section at Marshall’s…didn’t find him, but I did find a bunch of cool oversized shirts that DON’T say “good vibes only” for $7.99 so I’d say it was a success✨

[Liz Earle @liizearle]

@laurenelenaxP @zacharyw1126 H8 u both

[Liz Earle @liizearle]

What if I’m both, do I win some sort of prize?

[just a girl @sp0tifywhore]

u are either a headache girl or a tummy ache girl

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

hot girl summer:

[Liz Earle @liizearle]

An extremely mid man on hinge told me my eyes are the 8th wonder of the world..nobody speak to me for 7-10 business days

[Liz Earle @liizearle]

Update: you’re married, you stunning queen!!

[erica. @airwrecka128]

I get married today.

[Liz Earle @liizearle]

“We’re running in straight ATP right now” @laurenelenaxP

[Liz Earle @liizearle]

😬😬✌🏻✌🏻

[toxic king @toxicking]

All my ex’s came back at least once, safe to say I was never the problem

[trash jones @jzux]

me: dating is tough, lot of weirdos out there

me on a date: so here’s everything i know about the jonestown massacre