Jeff

[kevinjai @kevinjai1215]

Thinking about life is depressing and stressful. Figuring it out is rewarding and motivating. Retweet if you wish you were on vacation

[Jeff @lijeff8]

Why must the sun be so vicious today?

[Jeff @lijeff8]

@c00kingmama22 me too me too!

[Jeff @lijeff8]

Game of Thrones Episode 1 here we go

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"All men want is sex"

False, we like blow jobs and sandwiches too.

[Jeff @lijeff8]

If I win the lotto this weekend, I'm ghost like space ghost coast to coast. #firsttweet