slime puppy

part-time piss store employee

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Fuck your sign

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Fuck spectrum I’d piss on their fucking grave as soon as Disney’s done with them

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

spectrum blacking out espn right before college kick off is terrorism. plain in simple

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Sometimes I be lettin out a lil moan when I hear that first crack of a beer can

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@_willcompton Will

No

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@SwagDobby And that was the most consequential day of my life because now I know that I don’t like my job

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I’m not a fuckin idiot I know it was just a pig in a mask

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@AbeCheeks

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There are far too many human beings on this Earth that actually believe Josh Allen is better than Joey B

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I gasped

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This absolutely took me out man dude could not give a fuck less lmao it’s inspirational

[Malika Andrews @malika_andrews]

“Basketball is not the main thing in my life. It’s something that I’m good at.”

Conversation with the Finals MVP, Nikola Jokic for NBA Today:

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

crying so the girls leave the bar and then me and my friends will have more room to play army

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: HBO and Words + Pictures have launched production on a documentary about Barry Bonds, one of baseball’s greatest players – and one of the most polarizing figures in all professional sport
https://t.co/N7rwD7yA5B

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Locked in album mode.

[elias @TheEliasMcCall]

best part of the Morgan Wallen announcement

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@SwagDobby Baddies

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S/O the cavinder twins bro idc

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All I’m saying is if CeeDee was at the met gala he would’ve A T E