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forklift certified (she/they/he)

[syd @like_gray_skies]

@diligenda

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[flirting]
did it hurt… when they cut your boobs off?

[copper tone baby @momentofftruth]

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

[syd @like_gray_skies]

not wearing my glasses to watch my classmates present,,, writing “font size too small” on every team’s feedback sheet

[syd @like_gray_skies]

every couple needs two guys who are gay

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do you ever find a wikipedia article that fills you with glee? https://t.co/cnumC0JRYh

[Gustav Borg’s lesbian aunt @toadbit]

After seeing internet gay people be like “rope is sooo gay” I really thought jimmy stewart was gonna have sizzling chemistry with a male costar but no. Those two guys are just gay. They’re gay and living together. It’s a gay couple having a dinner party

[Dee @figgled]

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

You don't need to read theory if you are very good at guessing

[A Something Else Thereby @ASomethingElseT]

boys are software engineers and girls are english majors

[syd @like_gray_skies]

just had a 5 (five) hour interview at a startup. walked and talked with the ceo for 45 minutes. he asked me how fast i can run a mile. i’m taller than him btw.. if they don’t give me the job i'm gonna lose it

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I’m a FREAK I like it when a lamp has stained glass. I like it when a lamp has cyrstals. I get EXCITED when a lamp has chandelier qualities or looks a bit like a flower

[A Something Else Thereby @ASomethingElseT]

tonight, we're makin' like bob dylan (rewatching old twilight zone episodes)

[maia @mmaia122]

a man talked over me in my feminist philosophy class…

[ً @mccartneysfilm]

unhip

[syd @like_gray_skies]

i hate group projects so much what do you mean “I’m in game 5 of a bracket for the esports team I’ll be running slightly late”

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every time i buy cold medicine i'm convinced its the last time i’ll ever buy cold medicine

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@ASomethingElseT sorry babe but it’s insane to not have double shock on this list