I think the thing is some people see pimple patches as "a health aid" and other people see them as "like leaving a bit of toothpaste on the side of your mouth."
I'm in the "toothpaste on the side of your mouth" camp unfortunately
"It's not fair! God gave me Bang Chan and we can't even be friends!" — me because he referenced the taco shell commercial that I always reference that NO ONE UNDERSTANDS EVEN THOUGH IT WAS EVERYWHERE
Today within a span of less than five minutes Ringo dried his face off in my house shoe, got his hair stuck in his mouth, and then proceeded to sneeze all over his dog food.