garrebear 🐀

Chock full of nuts from Planet Breeblebrox (Pringlebox)

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

Man I forgot this wasn’t just a silent movie but a pictureless one as well

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

*foraging for snacks & candy*
*finds none*
Well I guess I’ll just eat paper then!!

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

My mania is all fun and games until I start thinking the government put little pyramids in our phones

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

I took you to the largest Chevron gas station in the world and you try to blow snot on me?????!!

[NattoSumo @NattoSumo]

Channel down, new channel: https://t.co/LupUEYAdDj
spread it like wild fire :)

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

You think I won’t eat a piece of #paper to make a point? I’ll go to the hospital full of #paper to make a point.

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

#RatVerified

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

Man, my taters are steaming.

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

*after starting vyvanse* Everything is details. I live in a world of details now and I hate it #adhd

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

Dream: Twinkie was having sex with a jelly donut. Twinkie said "I'm gonna cream"

I woke up so scared.

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

There was butter on the knife and now it's in my pinky

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

The prophecy was correct.

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

There's a little man trying to spell his name with a sword in my guts right now. And his name isn't Dave or Chad. It's Mephistopheles.

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

Don’t talk to me without an egg in your mouth.

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

Can we just have an adult conversation about flatulence?!?! When they come out my butt hot, I know I'm about to have bowel problems.

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

There's a little man trying to spell his name with a sword in my guts right now. And his name isn't Dave or Chad. It's Mephistopheles.

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

I feel like I died and went to meatball hell.

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

Do you want Pimbleycrumble or Vaofathensax???????

[garrebear 🐀 @likeatiger77]

Can you just crawl in my butt???
“*stares in wtf*”
No, nothing weird. I just need you to keep me warm, I’m not wearing any clothes.