Assistant Flower Girl

6’7 Okla-delphian with a 9 inch cock.

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

How it feels when you give up on the Eagles and focus on substance abuse

[terezarockstar @terezarockstar]

Growing up sheltered is so crazy cause how am I 25 still discovering betrayal and learning signs of ulterior motives I genuinely thought we instinctively did things in love

[z @haraamzadi]

me and my mom

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

I have to get gas today

[nini @rasmalaipagluu]

technicality

[✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @mvpppppppppppp]

This girl used to fuck the shit outta me then throw on rain sounds, best sleep ever

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Sometimes I be saying shit I can’t come back from but I still meant it tho

[retard girl (menthol enthusiast) @freewavebitch]

I’m gonna drive my whole roster to mass suicide

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Oh, I get it. So I'm the bad guy just because I'm the one hurting people with my unkind words and irresponsible behavior? I see how it is.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

in a world where frats are typically hazing kids by trying to do weird things with oil and their butts, its actually refreshing to see a frat at penn state simply going full godfather and just selling massive amounts of cocaine. thats a blue collar frat that id want my son to be in

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

it probably feels soooo good to be somebody’s bum ass boyfriend

[wavy @wavyzozo]

I was sharing my screen and she said “wait go back” 💔🕊️

[jham @bohojham]

who answered within a minute and now we’re hanging out this weekend

[Assistant Flower Girl @likeimurfather]

I miss you really loud today Dommy

[kayla ˖࣪ ໒꒱ ˚₊· @devilkay_]

a pessoa que você encontra depois de um término e de decidir que não quer mais namorar

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

is anyone else their fathers female son

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Growing up my parents were fine with any soda except Mountain Dew they thought it was like the fentanyl of soft drinks

[ًً @semebf]

when i tickle someone but they aren’t ticklish so i just touched their armpits for no reason

[pilgrim phlip 🦃 @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The strawberries in your fridge 2 days after you buy them