Mike Lempen

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[Mike Lempen @likemempen]

@FearedBuck LMAO

Holy fuck, I feel so bad for the dude. Imagine spending your time, money, and energy on someone just to find out they've been offloading their cousin's balls on their face in your house behind your back

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@Milkless_OG @swampratwatch @taco121241 @Elvish_Harper But that assumes someone is going under the water with the back of their head first. Face down, you have the tip of your nose to just past the corners of your mouth and then it's deep enough to drown in. That's why people say 3 inches is enough to drown in.

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@frWEthePeople @WomanDefiner So when your kids mouth off to an adult you'll support the adult in drowning them, right?

To not support the adult would be hypocritical of you, and you're not a hypocrite, are you?

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@MetlKen209 @JamieDuffDevOPs @WomanDefiner For attempting to drown a kid?

Fat fucking chance.

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@uncledoomer That old fuck has the deepest lead paint stare I've seen in a while; mongoloids like him often resort to violence when they don't get their way though so not surprised there.

Maybe don't slap someone and try to drown them if you don't want to spend your retirement years in jail.

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@CursedRoman @DankNDerpyGamer @uncledoomer so you support violence over words then?

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@adanonso_ Statistically speaking, even if you listen to 100% of our 1 minute story vs 35% of your 20 minute story, we're objectively listening to more story.

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@superkillr0073 @WildSentences probably because our parents don't see us as a burden like yours do

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@ThePRu3 @nootnoo31524802 @Pirat_Nation EGL - Slow, bad UI, no Linux support; go read the article on swapping games from one drive to another on EGL, it's a fucking clown show.
GOG - good, smaller catalogue but DRM free.
Ubisoft Connect - lmao
Origin / EA Play - lmao

Steam clears them all.

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@AIEmerging_ @Pirat_Nation Look into how to move a game from one drive to another on EGL versus Steam and the picture starts to become clear why Steam is objectively better from a consumer standpoint.

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@RICHARD21001377 @ForestCat9 @TheGriftReport It was a non-violent act and nothing was aimed towards living human beings, only property that was dumped illegally on his land.

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@MH61087532H @TheGriftReport If you can't even read a sign then you don't have a hope in hell of winning in court.

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@sneak_69420 @ayeejuju Can't put your hands on people - last thing you want is to catch a battery charge from shoving a squatter out the door.

Sucks, but it's reality

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@analenjoyer187 @ayeejuju Well no, that's considered false imprisonment in many places - you have to do things that are annoying but not illegal.

You can blast music in the house at max volume all day until noise ordinance kicks in, then pick right back up first thing in the morning for example.

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@Bashachino @ayeejuju It's a civil matter so you can fight back however you want. He makes a mess? Throw it in his bedroom.

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@GrandZeroGaming It's the goobers who are like "no after a bit your scent naturalizes"

Yeah, to YOU - the rest of us think you fucking stink, go grab a speed stick for $2 you cheap stinky fuck

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@TeslaFuzz @BeingJWood Is the government trying to strong arm small communities into giving up their land for thousands of golf courses right now?

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@DavidGr42538869 @GovCox When local infrastructure can't support the consumption needs of the data center, the additional costs and increased bills due to lower supply are passed to the local communities.

If data centers want resources, they should be legally obligated to subsidize the bills of locals.

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@PengPantheress @DramaAlert It's not necessarily that he won this lawsuit on its merit - this was a default judgement because Frogan didn't show up to court, nor did she file anything in response, despite crowdfunding ~50k in legal fees.