your new startup

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Like Fox News, but for news

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like Starbucks, but for doxxing

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like Banned Books Week, but for ethics in games journalism

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like Amazon, but for changing batteries

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like Silk Road, but for rationalists

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like Facebook, but for koalas

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like eBird, but for anime

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like Cliff's Notes, but for librarians

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like the Declaration of Independence, but for cheese

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like Cadbury Cream Eggs, but for elephants