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[Kerry @kerrydixon]

Some more of the official AMC #TheVampireLestat concert photos

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Would you work at a cemetery for $300/hr"

Me arguing with a ghost at 2AM:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me going on a walk for my mental health and discovering my physical health is in critical condition

[Liv @muufassa__]

@upshine3 Thank you for speaking on it. I in-turn stay up all night because it’s the only time that belongs to me and then I’m exhausted the next day, which makes me more easily overstimulated and the cycle continues

[lana @lavillanelleee]

being a fangirl is my #passion and NO it's not something i will grow out of with age thank you for listening

[ari ᥫ᭡ @bratzmin_7]

the way this is so TRUE asf

[mockingbird @mockingbirdpimp]

to kill a WHAT????

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

American workers are 400% more productive than they were in 1950.

The average American has less savings, more debt, works more hours, and retires later than they did in 1970.

Somebody kept the difference. It wasn't you.

[Miss B. Haven @Beautymark_99]

The mayo in Cinco de Mayo does not mean you white people can celebrate it. Remember you wanted Mexicans gone.

[Neesee K🇱🇷🗽♓ @Bronx_Bully_B]

Ciara gets cheated on by Future, she’s blamed. Along comes Russell Wilson, a man who loves and respects her now he’s a “simp” and she’s “undeserving.” Cardi B gets cheated on for years by Offset, it’s jokes. She moves on, now she’s the problem. Megan Thee Stallion gets hurt repeatedly, she’s mocked. The men are celebrated. Now that Klay has hurt her, men somehow love him after he was just every goofy in the book when he “appeared” to be loving her properly. The list seriously goes on. A man cheats, people excuse it. A woman stays, she’s weak. A woman leaves, she’s the problem. A woman finds better, now she’s “undeserving” and the Man treating her right is a clown, goofy, simp. When Men speak up for women they’re labeled “pick me’s” or worse

This says to me that a lot of men are comfortable when a woman is disrespected but bothered when she’s valued. Why Tho? Who hurt y’all?

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

there are beautiful horny women being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy people in existence

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

In 2020, a Stockholm University lab mixed sperm and egg fluid from 16 couples in a dish. Some men's sperm got pulled toward the fluid much harder than others. And in half the cases, the egg picked a stranger's sperm over the partner's.

The egg releases a chemical bait. Sperm carry tiny smell sensors on their heads that pick up that bait. When the smell matches, the sperm speeds up and swims straight at the egg. When it doesn't, the sperm slows down or loses its line. The lead researcher, John Fitzpatrick, called it a chemical breadcrumb trail.

The sperm race is mostly a myth. A man releases around 100 million sperm at a time. Only about 250 ever reach the egg. The rest die along the way. The vagina is acidic and kills most of them. The cervix makes thick mucus that traps them like flypaper. The womb's immune system attacks them as foreign invaders. And half of the survivors pick the wrong fallopian tube, because only one of the two tubes has the egg in it.

By the time anyone even gets close, the race is already over. Then the egg picks.

The egg is selecting for immune-system genes. The more different the father's immune genes are from the mother's, the wider the range of diseases their child can fight off later. So the egg favors sperm that bring more genetic diversity.

Fitzpatrick thinks this could explain some of the 30% of infertility cases doctors label "unexplained." For some couples, their bodies just don't chemically match, even when everything else does.

Out of 100 million sperm, your father's chemistry was the one the egg agreed to let in. Which means all of us are, in some way, the quiet outcome of a chemistry test no one studied for.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

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[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip

[Raveena @raveena_aurora]

it’s crazy that 95% of people just want a nice normal life on our beautiful, already abundant planet where they can have their basic needs met and cute experiences with their loved ones and then we have these 5% of evil, narcissistic goons at the top fucking it up for all of us

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

This sign took the prize! 🎯💯

[Robby Roadsteamer @RobbyRoadsteame]

Nick Shirley can bully daycares in Minnesota but he can't handle a sensual Giraffe singing hit songs? Terrible look! 🦒🤪😉💕

Please RT this video so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to own Nick Shirley 🤪