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@cameronbrockk98 CONFIRMED: Cam, the former College ace, will be playing on Wednesday. With hands like those, can you believe he’s not playing in goal? #BrockAtTheBack #CamOnTheCounter

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#Likklemen confirm signing of @soberhans following a second half debut for the latest signing of the window - here we go 🤝⚫️⚪️

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Quote from the new club member about Fatzio FC’s liquidation

[aidan mckay @aidan98mckay2]

Hahahah we are so shit

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BREAKING NEWS

Following Fatzio FC going into administration and liquidation, Likklemen Town have snapped up the services of @aidan98mckay2 and Alex Torode (Bean). Both will be on a pay as you play contract and both are excited about the new project. #Longevity #Likklemenforever

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The #Likklemen end the season with a 3-0 defeat but we move onto next season with high hopes as we look to replace our summer loanees

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@SkySportsNews sources rumour of a meeting being held between a Fatzio FC player and the board of the #Likklemen

More to follow...

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BREAKING NEWS

The #Likklemen agree to take loan signing @willdufeu on a permanent deal.

More to follow on @SkyFootball @SkySportsNews @BBCSport

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@MaxRobin1 Hi Max,

Thanks for getting in touch and very sorry you’ve had a bad experience whilst dealing with the Likklemen. Please feel free to contact our head of HR, George, at any time, or alternatively email [email protected].

Thanks again!

#COYL

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CLUB STATEMENT: We would like to clarify ahead of tonight’s game that we have not made an offer for Aidan McKay of Fatzio FC, despite rumours suggesting that the player had signed a contract earlier today

cc: @MaxRobin1

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In other unrelated news, Ed has been reinstated as head of recruitment following ‘positive forward movements’ with regards to transfers. More to follow as the news arrives

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We are saddened at this time to hear this so late in the hour. We will hold an AGM tomorrow. Rumour has it Edwin has handed in his resignation as Head of Recruitment but will carry on playing. Please bare with us. #Likklesad

[Max Robin @MaxRobin1]

@likklemen Club statement:
https://t.co/G1wdGIwPlm

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Trouble in Paradise @MaxRobin1

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Don’t go to bed just yet...there is still work to be done #Likkletransfer #bigbadbean

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@likklemen Fatzio FC will make a statement on the matter at 10pm on the club’s Instagram page.

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Still awaiting to hear back from Fatzio! But doesn’t he look good in our away kit! #Likklesmile

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We have made an offer to Alex Torode to take forward his ambition of playing first team football. We are awaiting to hear back from @MaxRobin1 as the representative of Fatzio FC. We have offered to take him on loan with an option to buy. #Likkletransfer

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Late update but cc: football images that precede unfortunate events

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Speaking after the AGM, Mike said: “The key to winning games that a lot of big sides seem to miss is scoring more goals than the opposition whenever you can, preferably in or around the goal hole”. Insightful stuff from the new skipper.

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In other news, following the Likklemen Town FC AGM, Tristan has stepped down as club captain but will remain at the club as both group treasurer and star midfielder. Replacing Tristan as captain is Mike, who has a little bit of experience with captaining top level sides.