Lil Thickam

If I pee, could we?

[Lil Thickam @lilThickam]

God I love 9/11
#ialmostforgot

[Lil Thickam @lilThickam]

Why do they need my drivers license to buy alcohol if I can’t drink and drive :(

[Lil Thickam @lilThickam]

My doctor bit off his glove finger by fine after my prostate exam. Kinda hot

[Lil Thickam @lilThickam]

Float like a butterfly, it stings when I pee.

[Lil Thickam @lilThickam]

Ravioli ravioli give me the crank

[Lil Thickam @lilThickam]

Saw a homeless person passed out on crack in my work bathroom, should I join?

[Lil Thickam @lilThickam]

Holy fuck I still love crank

[Lil Thickam @lilThickam]

Holy fuck I love crank

[Lil Thickam @lilThickam]

You’re working hard, I’m hard at work. We ain’t the same.

[Lil Thickam @lilThickam]

Misha come over and get my dick wet