dumb bitch

never got over the bats in my wall

[dumb bitch @lilWMD]

@shawnobrien816 yes

[Trucha @Trucha_chitos17]

Cuando nos estamos divirtiendo todos pero se empieza a reír un argentino

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

DATING TIP: there is no possible way to ride a sled down a snowy hill with your mistress in a way that will not hit a tree leaving you trapped in a grim invalid polycule with her and your wife in an isolated mill town around the turn of the twentieth century. Avoid at all costs.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Bet

[jake @wannabejake9]

All them anti mahomes graphics being used for Josh now

[dumb bitch @lilWMD]

@chrispfranc1s stop posting coolidge content. i just moved out of boston and these tweets are causing me great anguish. i dont even follow my feed is just tormenting me atp

[LeiterIsKing @LeiterIsKing]

JFK if Tua Tagovailoa was the shooter

[derek @derpo377]

Curtis Sliwa clearly missed out on his true calling (supporting actor in Spike Lee movies)

[aubrey ⚢ @spazmodlc]

how is this song real https://t.co/8YZDrqq6rx

[Jay @Jay__chiefs]

Watching NFL twitter shift the “referee” narrative towards the Eagles

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Butker going too far to the right. Not surprised.

[cee @cssavedme]

achilles and an ejection before a play is even snapped. alright horrific omen for this eagles season

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Emily Brontë’s ghost sending Emerald Fennell a message from beyond:

[Techni-Calli @Iwillleavenow]

Very seriously, AI is breaking people's minds. It is actively harming people. The AI companies know this, but they keep making money, so who cares, I guess.

A quick thread on AI psychosis.

[Evan @evan7257]

Remember your homeland’s heritage.

"Boil Hitler in Texas oil," 1941/1942
Clyde Johnson Papers

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Folks, you shouldn't be making fun of the Department of Defense for not being about to spell Corps. It's not like there's a Marine Corps, or an Army Corps, or a Air Corps. The problem is that Pete Hegseth is trying to get rid of all homophones in the military.

[pride and prejudice archive @pandparchive]

happy father's day

[Advit @advitwake]

He did it. The son of a bitch did it.