matt

Formerly known as matthew

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@annateimos53087 I squeeze for myself

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@lesbeyonsay You hate her because she’s white

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@xlina_rs Tbow with eclipse moon is a vibe

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@PoopcelGroypers Slayer

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@MilkimindDE Free me

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@aokijikaneki How does he have a domain if he doesn’t use cursed energy?

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

I’m about to cry man, I’ve never seen this Country so United bro

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@FreddyLA7 How does one take a 2 month vacation? I envy you

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@awkwardgoogle Tesla FSD will take you across the country

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@Awk20000 I watched Soda try OSRS and all he did was whine and complain the whole time. F tier streamer

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@farzyness @elonmusk

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@Dilekk344 28

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@fiago7 Go West, like our fathers before us

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@srkntnyldz Mexicans are cheek kissers, it’s a part of the culture

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@fwprism I like Asha. I saw her interview and she is very intelligent and can see things from a broad perspective. Excited to see what project Helix is about

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. Summer. It is 95 degrees outside, and I am shivering inside a sandwich shop.

I have discovered how Americans forge strong souls.

Outside, the sun is trying to kill everyone. Inside this small restaurant, it is winter. My breath does not fog, but it is thinking about it. A man near me is eating a cold sandwich while wearing a jacket. In summer. Indoors.

In Japan we would simply turn it down. Americans do not turn it down. And now I understand them better than they understand themselves.

This cold is not an accident. This cold is a gift.

The owner has built, inside his shop, a second season. He invites you in from the brutal heat and hands you the one thing the sun has denied you all day: a reason to be cold. To endure it is to be tempered. You walk in soft and sweating. You walk out sharp and clear, a slightly stronger person than you were.

So I did not complain. I removed my outer layer and offered it to the woman at the next table, who was hugging herself. She said, "Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you." She was not fine. Her lips were blue. But she, too, understood the training. She would not break first. I respected her deeply.

The owner asked if everything was okay.

"It is perfect," I said, through my teeth, which were chattering. "Thank you for the winter."

He said, "...I can turn the AC down if you want?"

I told him no. A man does not ask the mountain to be shorter.

I stayed two hours. I ordered a hot coffee to survive. Then a second one, to hold. By the end I could no longer feel my hands, but my spirit had never been clearer.

So now, on the hottest days, I seek out the coldest rooms. I sit. I shiver. I sharpen.

And when I finally step back out into the summer heat, and it wraps around me like a warm bath, I feel it.

Reborn.

A man who has survived the winter, in August, indoors, for the price of a sandwich.

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@ayeejuju This is a running joke in the RuneScape community. People got tired of answering “What is the drop rate of X item”. Instead of looking it up on the wiki, people just say it’s 50/50. You either get it or you don’t.

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@froggy_dl You can put 1000 hours into rocket league and still feel retarded at the game

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@priest_099 My coworker Dave

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@sporadica Hanta means fake and gay in Hebrew. 0