Lex

[Lex @lil_anxious]

How does makeup work when you’re a ghost? Like is the makeup I die in the makeup I have for the rest of ghostly eternity?

[Lex @lil_anxious]

@cj1332 Just found out YESTERDAY that they have Golden Corral in LA so let’s goooo

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

okay so researchers say they have proof it was some bizarrely timed avalanche, but like no traces of an avalanche was found by rescuers right? plus, how does that explain the really traumatic injuries? or the fact that two of them were found barefoot in only their underwear?

[Lex @lil_anxious]

@mberduda Bad bitches stay hydrated. (Your car is also now a bad bitch)

[Lex @lil_anxious]

@B1ahZay Same

[Shotta Texts @shottatexts]

Free loaf with every order 🍞

[Lex @lil_anxious]

It’s hard making friends with girls because they’re so pretty and then boom all the sudden I’m in love with them 🙈

[Lex @lil_anxious]

@B1ahZay I think that means both, do both

[Lex @lil_anxious]

@cj1332 2021 really said “one last day, gotta make the worst of it”

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I should start a platonic matchmaking service where eccentric old women and silly young girls can be paired up to have tea together

[Lex @lil_anxious]

@lilhawk10 @cj1332 Please

[Lex @lil_anxious]

@Shinitenshi Rude honestly. We’re all depressed lmao

[Lex @lil_anxious]

Work sent me home because I’m “too depressed” well now I lost a day of pay and I am more depressed, thanks so much 🥳

[Lex @lil_anxious]

I’m bipolar Clarissa, give me 4mins and a cute pic of a dog and I’ll be fine

[Lex @lil_anxious]

Just found out my roomies are seeing a day to remember. Out here living my 16yr old dreams 🤦‍♀️

[Lex @lil_anxious]

Hey @timthetatman is Kevin ok? He’s been laying down for quite a while now 🤔

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

You guys gotta try this new prank I’ve been doing. Go into a restaurant and act INSANELY nice and polite to the wait staff. Never break character. And then at the end when they bring the check LMFAO leave a HUGE tip. Like 50%. Got his ass.

[Lex @lil_anxious]

Hahaha every restaurant I apply at assumes I’m there to apply for front of house 🤦‍♀️ like am I not allowed to be a chef cause I’m a girl or?

[Lex @lil_anxious]

@cj1332 @lilhawk10 Sometimes you just gotta dig a drainage ditch in the middle of a storm, ya know? 😂