lil tits

sorry if I’ve ever hurt your feelings, it’s just that I’m mean and loud. it will happen again.

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

Oh great now Edmonton has the riddler

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

opening a window in Edmonton rn

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

Why would she let Whitaker drive with her young baby in the back after a fourteen hour shift 😭⁉️

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

Girl get behind me these freaks do not represent Canada

[上原わかな (Wakana Uehara) @wakana_uehara]

My very first Tim Hortons! 🇨🇦🍩

What’s your favorite thing to order here?

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

People from Yellowknife watching me on my anime/cosplayer arc

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

My bitch of a mother made me return these when they were recalled as a child

Who’s laughing now lisa

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

@SmokedTamarack But yall have a Starbucks now

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

I get stressed checking in on yellowknife - like what do you mean yall no longer have the one theatre in town

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

I would like to retract some statements

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

I don’t know why 12 year old me memorized every word to superbass by Nicki Minaj but I’m grateful she did

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

Managed to break 2 glasses and spill around 15 ounces of liquor in my first week back to bartending

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

Boston Pizza hate on the timeline

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

I hate when people want to visit me at work

Why on earth would I want you to see me smiling in a polo for money

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

On my orientation walk through of the bar I got hit on by a customer and had to tell the other bartenders “this will happen, it’s okay I’m used to it”

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

Working as a bartender again - I’ll finally have tweet again

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

Rip Freddie Mercury you would’ve loved the muppet version of your songs

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

Girl came in wearing a corseted shirt with red and black stripes and a blazer, clearly a uniform

I asked if she was a magician she told me she was a cocktail girl at a casino

When I called out her food I said abracadabra your foods ready

laying in bed thinking about it rn

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

Packing up Edmonton Pride until next season

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

I love when people make McDavid edits like he’s a cold demon on the ice and when you see an interview with him you see the worlds most awkward, uncomfortable man

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

I remember in high school during an assembly they played pumped up kicks and everyone just

[lil tits @lil_asmir]

Edmonton made it to the cup so there are two options

1) we lose and the city is destroyed

2) we win and the city is destroyed