Chelsey Christensen

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

Golfer hubby came home to a lil’ contract tonight 😂

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

Where is the federal relief for Iowa? 10m acres of crops have been destroyed. Houses. Communities. Wake up federal gov! What because it’s not called a tornado or hurricane you don’t need to act fast? Come On!!

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

“What do you want for your birthday, Brad?” -me

“I just bought that weed eater so you don’t have to get me anything” -@Bchristensen2

Is this #adulting?

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

In another episode of classic Brad lyric mix-ups: “Gonna take my horse to the hotel room”

😂😂😂

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

“Wake up with your girlfriendddd” -Brad singing Ariana’s new song 😂😂

[Lit @lifesatriplett]

She’s afraid of commitment?!??! CASTING YOU HAD ONE JOB! #TheBachelor

[Qantas @Qantas]

Our competitors don't normally ask us for advice, but when an airline leader reached out, we couldn't ignore it.
Naturally, there was only one way to respond: CEO to CEO.

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

@SodaLocks Can’t wait to collect my 5%!

[Robert Emmet @BobbyDegz]

I love all my friends and family. I love all my DCG friends and fam, my ISU friends and fam, and my MLPS friends and fam. Love em all. Great life we all live. Having the opportunity to be able to go out for some drinks, enjoy music, taste some delicious food, and enjoy life.

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

@ISUGoldenRule @zemprini @Bchristensen2 I had to give it a double take!!! That looked so real!!!!!

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

@zemprini Omg! I wish! 😂

[Kyle S @zemprini]

Wow, didn’t realize you were famous. You getting royalties on this? @lil_chelsinator

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

@TotalFishMove @valeroalamobowl @Bchristensen2

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

Somehow, this makes me feel better.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Iowa's mascot got rocked in the beans by an errant pass. https://t.co/8701cZPQX4

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

@Bchristensen2

[Avery Jones @AveryKJones]

my biggest pet peeve: when ppl watch YouTube videos at full volume while I’m trying to relax

things my boyfriend does frequently: watches YouTube videos at full volume while I’m trying to relax

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

Anybody else start automatically producing tears/crying every time punches are ever thrown? Just me?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Iowa State and Baylor were straight BRAWLING 🔥

[Chelsey Christensen @lil_chelsinator]

Maybe this is delusional but I swear the skies are bigger and the stars are brighter in northwest iowa

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

We can never truly repay the debt we owe our fallen heroes. But we can remember them, honor their sacrifice, and affirm in our own lives those enduring ideals of justice, equality, and opportunity for which generations of Americans have given that last full measure of devotion.