Evan Fette

Life's a Garden, Dig It! 'Good luck' is a lazy mans excuse for a hard working mans success.

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Damn mlb players get a flat tire and take 2 weeks off for an injury. I been playing beer league softball for 10 years with injuries. #weneedacontract

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

@bigrobmckee Gun control only affects law abiding citizens

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Haven’t tweeted in a while.. Brooke and I have engagement photos tomorrow morning. Just figured I’d let you know. Check insta tomorrow for updates #masterminds

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

@KolePettit11 Well lawn mower races are better anyways

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Corona virus is shit let’s bring back the swine flu

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Everybody posting a 10 year challenge. I can’t even find a picture from that long ago

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

@ben_meier Idk man them bitches come in handy when you’re trying to eat

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

I’d like to drink a beer with @realDonaldTrump

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

@BuschBeer I live and I die by the Busch. Even my lady gal enjoys the crack of a latte. Living like we’re sponsored but without the benefits #BuschWeddings #Contest —let me post more than 4 pics twitter—

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

I love paying taxes to support dumb bitches who smoke while pregnant. 2nd gal in a week just sucking down slims

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Yes, I want extra hot sauce and crackers when I get @Skyline_Chili to go. Actually a bag full of each would do. Hell skyline crackers and hot sauce is a meal by itself

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Imagine how much the government could learn about their bullshit policy’s if they would hang out with people who do not make their personal problems a global issue.

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

#shitbobby

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

I wonder how many, “if you’re reading this you survived the cut to be friends with me on Facebook” I’ve missed because I was sent to the Facebook unfriended dumpster?

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Losing my damn wallet pisses me off more than a fat kid having to run for food.

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Wood bat league starts tonight and seating is limited so you better get there early... just kidding no one hardly shows up anymore. But if you’re into watching out of shape drunks throw a ball around, it’s a pretty good time.

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Who cares that Mr. Donald has been barebacking butts. Ole gal is just pissed she isn't in office with him. My president doesn't like jimmy hats but he's still gonna send it.

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Heck, might as well let them kids eating tide pods eat as much as they can. Just a decent form of natural selection if you ask me. Maybe when they grow up they'll try candy

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

Hell it looks like we're gonna have a white Christmas

[Evan Fette @lil_chub]

I like to think I'm one of the best used gift givers east of the Mississippi. My motto is "it's the thought that counts."