Jerry420

I'm funny I swear

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

Miles fans everytime they see a black kid in a Spider Man movie

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

Ant-Man has a trilogy of MCU movies but the Blade film couldn't get off the ground #ok #thatsjustthewayitis

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Chinese interview: The concept of atonement didn’t really exist in Ancient Greece and it didn’t exist in Homer’s Odyssey. It exists in your Odyssey. Did you Christianize the Odyssey?

American interview: spin the snack wheel and then read these thirst tweets they called you zaddy

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Spider-Man Brand New Day is Rizz Approved!🤫🤔🕷️🕸️

[inds⋆˚࿔ @sadiesinks4]

yeah I’m still not okay

[Austin 3:16 @Lloydbhudda]

The issue with a film like the Odyssey is that after you watch it, you want to take the feeling it gives you and inject it straight into your veins.

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

cooking for my british roommate

[Free Mel Tucker @jager_spartan]

@TayScorsese googling synonyms of love to make a more pretentious rating system

[trash jones @jzux]

jon bernthal has the opposite of iPhone face, whenever I see him play a normal modern guy i’m like you should be eating stew in a dungeon somewhere

[Kev 🐲 @cableman0]

Thor seeing his team go from from Black Panther, Doctor Strange, Iron Man, Prime Cap, Spider-Man to this

[worm @616mvrdock]

got no change sorry brother

[quibs @quibvs]

my mum asked me “have you done the dishes?”

i responded: “avengers doomsday!”

she smiled, she knew they were washed.

[Sethy @Brizksie]

somebody get these BEGGARS out of here!

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

husband went to see The Odyssey

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it’s called “Dunesday” because I’m going to watch Dune and then call it a day.

[❓ @capeshitsuccs]

yao ming almost cried when he saw the current state of basketball

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[\ @backkslashh]

coming out of hiatus to tell everyone that THIS IS THE MOST BULLSHIT CONNECTIONS OF ALL TIME

[𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖔 @TonyRome77]

This scene alone secured Matt Damon & Anne Hathaway their Oscars… all of the racists hating on Christopher Nolan wont be able to deny his greatness anymore after they watch this scene

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Every famous death in The Odyssey is the same crime.

The Trojan War? Started because a houseguest stole his host's wife. The cyclops? Blinded for eating his visitors. The suitors? Slaughtered for overstaying their welcome in another man's home.

Nolan read it correctly. Homer wrote 3,000 years ago about one thing: how you treat strangers decides whether civilization holds.

Here's why the Greeks were obsessed with it. Ancient Greece had no hotels, no cops, no ID. If you traveled anywhere, you knocked on a stranger's door and hoped.

So they made hospitality sacred. Feed the stranger. Give him a bed. Don't ask his name until after dinner. Zeus himself enforced the rule, and any beggar at your door might be a god in disguise. So you treated every stranger like a king.

Break the rule and the gods break you. That's the entire plot.

We still carry the proof in our mouths. Guest, host, and hostile all come from the same ancient word. A stranger at your door was always both things at once.

Nolan bet $250 million that after 3,000 years, we still need the reminder. $257 million opening weekend, his biggest ever, says he was right.