elle!

I talk a lot about porcupines, tidepools, and the one time I skiied into a tree

[elle! @lil_eberhardt]

Why are leg lamps so damn expensive

[GeminiSenpai @nnekabook]

I love this 😂😂😂

[Claudius @xclaudius]

every morning when i look in the fridge and see ingredients instead of meals

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We're back in the Paris Climate Agreement.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

FULL AMANDA GORMAN POEM:

“We will raise this wounded world into a wondrous one ... There is always light, if only we’re brave enough to see it. If only we’re brave enough to be it.”

The 22-year-old is the youngest inaugural poet in U.S. history: https://t.co/SIPU57hEKH

[kris @kriscrossapples]

personally i think men should start asking “can i be your boyfriend?” instead of “will you be my girlfriend?”

[bella @isabellayonce]

you ever LOVED someone so much, u tried to understand them while they was hurting u

[Kyle @kylewendland]

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"New year, new me," I say as I disappear and eventually resurface as the Count of Monte Cristo

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

They say dress for the job you want but when I show up to the interview wearing a tattered old wedding dress and veil because it's my dream to one day become a wealthy spinster who never leaves her dilapidated manor, suddenly it's "Don't call us, we'll call you"?

[Where in the World is… @OhJodi_]

Y’all probably didn’t know this, but this tiny lil pocket on your jeans is for your second stimulus.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

2020 really made me understand what Bilbo meant when he said he felt like butter scraped over too much bread

[elle! @lil_eberhardt]

december is a get-out-of-jail-free month for guilty pleasure music listening because my spotify wrapped in 2021 won’t show the wild out-of-character shit I listen to to get through fall semester finals

[elle! @lil_eberhardt]

“urgent” care must be redefined bc I’ve been waiting for 2 1/2 hours for a q-tip up my nose. never again will I take ithaca’s covid testing for granted

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"I hope this email finds you well."

How this email finds me: