Alyse

VT '17 🌙 | This is home • a lazy perfectionist struggling through the harsh realities of millennial adulthood

[Alyse @lil_feld]

@tswifterastour Two tickets in Phoenix!!!!

[Alyse @lil_feld]

Promised my boss I’d have something done by Monday morning. When do I decide is the time to work on it? Saturday night at 2am. Why am I like this?

[Alyse @lil_feld]

I’ve consumed 80 bagel bites in 48 hours. Is that concerning?

[Alyse @lil_feld]

My attention span is so short it’s becoming a problem that I don’t even listen to the answer someone gives me to a question I ask

[Alyse @lil_feld]

Is he being nice or is he hitting on me: the workplace game of a male dominated field

[Alyse @lil_feld]

Would rather be 30 mins late out and walk than Uber. Sorry not sorry bout it.

[Alyse @lil_feld]

If your milk has last years date, now is the time to throw it out 😵

[Alyse @lil_feld]

Have you also been broken up with via text twice while sitting in the same exact spot or does the universe not hate you?

[Alyse @lil_feld]

I hate that this is needed but I love that this exists

[Alyse @lil_feld]

Being back in Blacksburg makes my heart swell

[Alyse @lil_feld]

Had my laptop open “working” for 2 hours before I realized I wasn’t even on the wifi #workinghard

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Getting ready to go to the job that I applied for and badly wanted

[Alyse @lil_feld]

Yesterday I fell and broke my foot as my mom was saying “our family has had enough tragedies. We need a safe day with no incidents”

Thanks for jinxing me mom. Glad I could keep it up as the family contrarian to give you exactly what you didn’t want.

[Alyse @lil_feld]

@meet_cleo #loveyourselfisland

[Alyse @lil_feld]

@meet_cleo #loveyourselfisland

[Alyse @lil_feld]

The best notification to ever grace my phone

[Alyse @lil_feld]

Nothing worse than when you leave the house in the wrong underwear

[Alyse @lil_feld]

Made history in a completely different way than anyone anticipated and it just further solidified her spot as the GOAT #SimoneBiles

[United Airlines @united]

Official airline of the G.O.A.T. 🐐

Good luck to @Simone_Biles and @TeamUSA in Tokyo! 🏅

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

what’s the science behind me putting makeup on and somehow getting uglier

[Alyse @lil_feld]

Me 5 minutes into work every day: I’m bored