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M’Howdy 🤠 most of this page is satire

[foe @lil_fotograph]

Above all else I am a hater

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

Bro took the unlimited bacon

[nick v @falco]

I won’t stop until I got a freestyle Coke machine in the crib

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Lindsey Vonn is skiing in the olympics with a torn ACL. I’m going to bed early because I have a tummy ache. We are not the same.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Grinded all semester only to have four finals each worth one quadrillion percent of my grade

[Owen Schmitt’s Burner(OSB) @runawaybeertrck]

Lane Kiffin: “I can’t wait to get out of Oxford.”
Marty Smith Subplot:

[alfonso @alfonseaux]

Going from halloweekend straight to 3pm sunsets …

[michael (chainsaw) @nightsgrow]

this song is about the time i took a ride in the back of a guys IROC and got totally fucking pregnant

[veet @vveetto]

how it feels networking with someone who has the career you want

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

[foe @lil_fotograph]

@hesitantmiles I’d recognize destroya from a mile away

[foe @lil_fotograph]

@cry0genicslim3 Ok shoutout Birmingham

[foe @lil_fotograph]

@jazgotexiled I got Nashville 😁

[foe @lil_fotograph]

I won the MCR Ticketmaster war but at what cost

[eddie!! @demoIove]

thinking about when gerard was drinking water and was like “it’s like dune. they fucking love water in dune.”

[Sebastian is thinking about⁴¹³⁰ @perfectsoundwtv]

i can’t believe dance dance is a real song i can just listen to

[avery 🗡️ ieroween @gorebugs]

This Is How It Feels Right Now

[foe @lil_fotograph]

@quinnsreads Who wouldn’t want a PDF