Currently watching people fight in the Planet Fitness parking lot. Why would I pay more than 20 dollars a month for any other gym? The ambiance here is perfect.
The plan? The first-ever edible mascot. We sponsor a college football game, have a PopTart mascot rise out of a giant toaster, dance around the whole game, make everyone fall in love with it, and lower it back down into the toaster to its death where an edible PopTart comes out the other end—so everyone can eat it to celebrate the winners of the game. This will drive brand awareness by capitalizing on millennials’ anxiety and depression.
So, this is awkward. We're still here. And will be on December 31st. But super sweet that you all love us so much that the thought of us leaving got us so much attention!
PS - we made Pop free to everyone this month! 🎁