Kalin

world’s worst storyteller™️

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

Everyone talking about groceries and daycare but why are we not talking about how expensive nutrafol is?????

I just want some extra nutrients and therefore, hair??? Do not understand

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

New savings plan idea if your mom has a job where 75% of her time is spent in meetings and loves the auto reply button:

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

All of a sudden I need a brand new work out wardrobe and maybe some new (3) pairs of new shoes?????

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The CEO of Dick’s Sporting Goods on LinkedIn

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

Blessed be the fuckin fruit

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

Can you at least sponsor us, ⁦@madewell⁩ ? ⁦@meghan_e_neal⁩ the amount of people we send your way for jeans is at least worth a pair of jeans each right?? hit my DMs let us know

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

Exhibit A: man ran in front and cut me off to board. He placed his briefcase in a first class bin, walked to a main cabin extra bin to place his way oversized carry on suitcase, and then walked to the VERY back of the plane to his seat. Bro what

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

Every time I think: wow I want to be a flight attendant, I remember people are morons and I’d lose my shit after one day

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

any other millennials mad that Teams took away the read receipt feature …..or just me 😩

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

Coming back from PTO like 🥲🥲🥲

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

My tiktok fyp keeps telling me to become a nurse and idk how I got here but I’m in a vulnerable place and have an ABSN program pulled up on my safari now someone stop me

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

This weekend in Cleveland: puked twice from a very bad migraine, became randomly allergic to my deodorant in a painful breakout, and just got a nose bleed. Oh and my AirPods broke. I would like to come home please 🙃

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

When you realize your next 10 weeks go:
Cleveland
Cleveland
Charleston
Cleveland
Home
Charleston
Cleveland
Home/California
Cleveland
Home
If I don’t laugh I’ll cry I think. Or spontaneously combust.

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

Does Visio make anyone worse want to gauge their eyes out or…just me?

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

banana is the top tier @MoonPie flavor don’t @ me

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

What’s it like to know what you want to do for a living for the rest of your life? lmk bc I’m spiraling

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

@mckenziez94 I thought they did but I guess not 🥲

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

I was today years old when I found out your mortgage can increase because taxes went up on your property?? But hey, at least I know the Pythagorean theorem right, NC public schools??? tysm for that knowledge

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

@emrenee11 Lol yeah mine went up this month apparently and I was not told until I checked my bank account 🙃 thx @NewRezHQ

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

I would like to go back to renting now

[Kalin @lil_kalechip]

Sunday scaries hit different when you’re hungover on the couch and still need to pack for this week’s work trip to mf Cleveland 😩