sad boi 🖤

i feel like a slice of butter melting on top of a big ol pile of flapjacks

[sad boi 🖤 @lil_miii]

Tonight’s aesthetic: crying while eating mac n cheese

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’ll never understand it

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all were suspicious of the covid vaccine during a pandemic…but yall are lining up for GLP shots? Alright man..

[adventure time moments @advtimemoments]

bacon pancakes is 14 years old today!

[miia @miiagarro]

"do you talk to your dad like that too"

baby who do you think my first victim was

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey

[Chris Jaxon Speaks @RealChrisJaxon]

I genuinely do not remember food being recalled so often throughout my life.

Deregulation does not work. Science and inspections matter.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

minus the resting bitch face and the grumpiness and the hateful things i say i do think i am a ball of sunshine

[Ben @bentolate]

Those who know, know

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

fun fact: fuck you

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Hey guys remember that one time there was a shooter at the White House Press
Correspondents Dinner and then no one ever talked about it again

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Yeah so this is insane actually.

[Pimp Type CJB @YallJustDontKno]

Unfortunately, you can’t financial literacy your way out of poverty

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

if you’re wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[•ARTLESS• @artless_space]

Half a mil to be attached to someone else is crazy.

[👼 @xtsygirll]

not a fan of accidentally remembering thoughts i wanted to forget permanently

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[c @cokebeyc]

how it feels trying to get rid of that one thought that’s been haunting you for days