May

24 Ldn x Herts ✨🇳🇬

[obalende chimamanda @omosalewasmiles]

God will see them through

[ᵘ​̲ᵗ​̲ᵈEddie @dfweddiee]

Ghanaians at the Airport when a celebrity visits Ghana.

[Νατε @olobzjr]

at any given time between 2009-2013 a school kid could give you 3 solid illuminati conspiracy theories

[aba🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @user2419001]

Coming back to support England after tweeting that Ghana should obliterate them and send them back to the slums of Europe a few weeks ago

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Princess @themultiplemom]

Yall pray for my 5yo daughter. Ain’t nothing wrong, she keeps asking random middle aged Black men if they’re Joe ackson.

[refentse @refentsek_]

these things are very speakable kylian, very speakable…

[$ @jxtsummer]

does anyone know what to do. like in general

[𝕏 Ghana 🇬🇭 @xghana_]

A mother asked her kids to recreate how all 3 got on top of the wardrobe.

You wouldn’t believe your eyes 😅

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

“Why should we employ you?”

My foodstuff has finished, Sir

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I told my mom I wasn't attracted to a guy who liked me and she told me to give him a chance. I said guys don't give girls they're not attracted to a chance so why should I do it? Silence at the dinner table

[Uzo Njoku @uzoart]

There’s a video of British school boys trying American bbq and they almost started crying

[☆ @THEUN1VRSE]

Being a regular at a spot is fire they be so happy to see you

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[samewl 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸 @samkn3n]

world cup situation so dire that england and france have entered a brotherhood. vive la france.

[﹆ @flowzki]

our regional manager flew in from the uk lastweek
she told us the most uncomfortable part of the trip wasn’t the flight, it was the taxi ride from the airport, cos the driver was asking her out
my boss said how come ??

she said he kept saying .. “pls show me love.” 😭😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Don’t be afraid to spend money on concerts and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work, the only thing you ever did was pay bills, and you forgot to actually live.

[soso @sothecutestt]

day 1 no sugar

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I wish we had mashed potato shops the same way we have ice cream shops. You could go and get yourself a little cup of mashed potatoes with toppings of your choice, like Parmesan cheese, bacon bits, sour cream, or garlic.