Emily

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

16 targaritas in I’m stealing the red balls outside the building

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

.@JoeyB is it true... 💇🏼‍♂️?

[liz💍 @alright_nah]

YOU LIFT MY FEET OFF THE GROUND YOU SPIN ME AROUNDDDDD

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

happy holidays to all who celebrate

[Josh Parham @JRParham]

When I pretend to be a tornado so Glen Powell will chase me

[ruby BND ERA @minorlyswift]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

Help this is from a Police Department outside of KC 😂

[julia @juumelo_]

hi if ur not busy later do you wanna spend the rest of our lives together

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

They’re called deviled eggs because if you don’t like them you can go to Hell.

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[Suzy Jones @SuzyJonesMusic]

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

[fran @galacticidiots]

“Yeah I go to therapy,” I say, pressing play on this movie every time my mood dips to fascinating new lows

[chloe (emma morley) @ladykarevs]

hang this in the louvre

[Tina Sieben @wnbawife]

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

[A M B E R ♌️🪩 @amberwineteen89]

POV me in work cubicle watching a man retire from football

[hails @thehaileemurphy]

not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time

[ceili @almondpastries]

another day as a big girl with a big girl job https://t.co/zI5NgzEpZk

[Chris @citehchris]

walking back into the bar after i just puked in the bushes

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey i miss you. i scheduled an appointment to get us surgically attached at the hip