yung bug

came for the funnies, stayed for the monies

[yung bug @lil_spitup]

Breaking: Ukraine deployed effective use of the "Brown Note" across enemy trenches in the Donetsk regional counteroffensive.

The Geneva Convention has yet to comment.

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@Dexerto

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@calebpitts1997 patrick and caleb when I explain food and drinks to them

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I know the Lexapro's working when your normie ass posts got me giggling and kicking my feet

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@twin_faggotry knew this one would hit

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@ohcrapohno @twin_faggotry @Wifesucker Yeah I was also a dumbass teen and didn't think I was ingesting a dangerous amount lol learned my lesson the hard way

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@ohcrapohno @twin_faggotry @Wifesucker I'm actually one of the friends she's talking about here. I understand your skepticism, but I drank so much that my body basically started shutting down and I had trouble urinating for like two days.

All and all, it was like a two and a half day psychedelic event because of that

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My doctor keeps stealing my blood and charging me for it i mean do whatever u want with the red stuff but I should get a cut from his maddening experiments

[yung bug @lil_spitup]

I really like this image.

He's a winner, but he doesn't know. He's just a dog. A happy dog.

[Experienced Website User @RisenRabbit]

spent most of the day in calls getting my work reviewed by management

[yung bug @lil_spitup]

Dave Portnoy if he reviewed his poops: one wipe, everybody knows the rules

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key to getting washboard abs?

one set of belly laughs with your close, good friends every day of the week

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how much positive karma am I gaining based how many times I say "have a nice day" at my retail job.

certainly I'm eligible for a cosmic reward. something more than the banal beeps of a bar code scanner and my crippling erectile dysfunction?

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@DiabolicalSpuds until you accidentally turn the poop faucet...

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if you feel something brush your leg under the covers at night it is one million spiders

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Partying in your twenties is all about going to the club and drinking, drinking, drinking and we could be more productive with our time.

Personally, I'm drunk reading Hop on Pop right now. I'm playing Edward 40 hands and my wife is turning the pages.

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@JamesCageWhite psyop behavior noted.

another one for the file...

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@twin_faggotry listen to Beatles stereo instead

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R.I.P. my boy yung sheldon

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ive got a dirty car?

nah that's called urban camouflage idiot

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@iBoss302TTV the purge is real and it happens in my bathroom every fucking morning