friend: did you read that article I sent you about the negative effects of too much phone screen time? apparently the surgeon general gave like, a warning about blue light and ….
me *no longer listening*: hmm…sturgeon general…
ooo i’m gay and i live in new york city ran by THE mayor mamdani and the new york knicks just won for the first time since 1973 so the entire city is happy girl fuck you
It's funny how we use to tell people with anxiety that "people in public aren't making fun of you, they don't even notice you so don't be scared" and then the internet just proved to us that people will make fun of you when you're in public for virtually no reason at all.
i NEED people to understand that the roman telescope is really gonna change our understanding of the universe as we know it!!!
YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED ABOUT THIS!!!