lil stoz

satans seed.

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

why we gotta lose hair on our head like why can’t it be our nuts💯💯💯

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

i don’t get how my 12 year old cousins is so attention seeking to where he acts out somehow every time we’re in public but he still sits on his mothers lap and begs her for everything in the world do you not get enough attention already dawg

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

(in durk voice) MAN WHAT

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

i seriously hate mfs who’ll say oh you wouldn’t have survived in blank year because they were stronger and not mentally weak blah blah our personality and how we act isn’t genetically predestined it’s about our environment 😭

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

CALL THE DAMN AMBERLAMP

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

your refrigerator was watching you again last night

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

“hey bud there’s a line forming to ride andrew tates dick do you mind hopping off for a sec?”-me.

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

new hobby unlocked: shit talking andrew tate fans on various forms of social media

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

my dad really be drunk watching mash at 5am

[coldy @Coldh4rt]

I be puttin her in debt

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

how many people actually lay on their sides, not laying on your stomach at an angle

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

fireworks in the morning after the fourth really bruh

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

i cherish @WeatherBug

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

why is my dad watching doctor phill at 3 in the morning

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

deadass jus saw people arguing in tiktok comments over calling a dog it

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

and from the drains the water goes to the oceans…wait where does the fiji water come in

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

i jus dropped a knife right on my big toe holy fuck help me

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

fuck these annoying ass birds bro i’m trying to sleep move tf on

[lil stoz @lil_stoz]

A wizard smoking a bong riding a dragon made of the bong smoke. Help the wizard collect weed in
The glory of night. The dragon disappears over time and is made stronger and more tangible by
collecting weed leaves, and conversely weaker by smacking into the food flying against you