Sara Schriner (Tevis)

It's the simple things in life that make us smile the most.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

PRO TIP: If you’re complaining about gas prices while riding around in some stupid MAGA boat parade, you are an idiot and an asshole.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

Why do girls wear glitter eyeshadow?! This shits annoying!! #onlyforhalloween #unsuccessfuljerseychaser

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

Store would be busy when I look homeless 😒awesome

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

Omg I love Perze 😍 my heart just melted!! #royals #thataccent

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

I'm an idiot. I knew Rome was a city in Italy and thankfully my boss was kind enough not to correct me. #FacePalm

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

Bhahah wineopam seems fitting, welcome to Twitter! @wineopam

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

So lucky to work at a sports bar and for being slow tonight! #Royals

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

Only have 1/2 a cup of peanut butter😫why!?!?! Cookies were just not meant to be tonight

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

That's a buzz kill. Thanks for cutting my tabs short. NOT! 😡 #stillbroke #norestforthewicked

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

Joined to GSD(get shit done) group tonight. #ITNerding #MyCoworkersAreCoolerThanYours

[BeerAdvocate @beeradvocate]

Top Rated Beers: #Kansas http://t.co/Gd7UQAWeKL #beer

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

Sundress + windy day + hands full = completely mortified!

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

Buying new yoga pants it a perfectly valid reason to drink a bottle of wine #TypicalWhiteGirl #Friday

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

Well that wasn't there before I left for work

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

@LisaRFulbright challenge accepted!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Butt jiggle is just my way of waving goodbye.

[Sara Schriner (Tevis) @lil_tevis]

Sister rivalry makes greatness @LisaRFulbright https://t.co/Wyfo0MJFTY

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Serena Williams after defeating her sister Venus in the quarterfinals at the US Open http://t.co/QDsc8iHjmK