isisishere

I'm the bomb yo 💣

[isisishere @lil_tokes]

You can't have crisis without "Isis" am I right?

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people who say they enjoyed being pregnant are liars.

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my bf asks where the cheese is like it hasn’t been in the same drawer for over a year.

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at first, i thought it was really cute that my baby could only fall asleep to me singing Mercedes Benz by @JanisJoplin.

it’s not cute anymore.

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i’m so for this. i really peaked in second grade.

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

Are we really going to do this again?

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i made burgers tonight and they tasted like wet mops. i cried.

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@walking_meme21 bro we like do this

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i’m an adult now, i can use any elevator i want.

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who pissed in YOUR eggos?

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ash the bowl w/ my nips

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“don’t flip off the baby”

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giving people caprisuns is a sign of respect.

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putting my boobs away is seriously so unnecessary now that i’m breast feeding.

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@sophieasherry Marilyn Manson and Marilyn Monroe

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my boyfriend shaved his beard and i don’t know if i can forgive him.

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@walking_meme21

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it’s the slow roast for me, dude

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like its little feet are just in there, kicking me. how cute is that?

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jack and i felt our baby kick last night, and it’s the craziest thing i’ve ever experienced 🥺

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you is smart
you is kind
you is stoned

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every white person watching bluegrass concerts :

“i hope they play the devil went down to georgia”