Lila Yomtoob

Lover of love. Fond of foods and comedies. producer, writer, director. Emmy winner, union member. digging short form and podcasts at the moment.

[Lila Yomtoob @lilabird]

I have always loved Traditional Medicinals. Great to see that they are branching out! #traditionalmedicinals #smoothmove #smoothmovetea

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Green Day in 1994 = commercialization of punk fuck that shit
Green Day in 2023 = oh the memories

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I had my headphones on so I didn’t hear, but once I snapped the photo the turtle owner said something loudly directed at me. 6 hours later I am wondering if he yelled “paparazzi”

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Hey David Letterman - I wasn’t taking a picture of you, I was taking a picture of the kid and the turtle. And if it wasn’t you, I feel very stupid right now.

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For anyone who actually sees this, the person on the left had a fluffy white beard and wore a late night varsity jacket. But I am celebrity dumb and live animals and kids ergo photo

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Don’t eat the chowda! https://t.co/AW81Ms45xO

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During this Iranian Revolution the world is witnessing the true strength, beauty, and passion of people, especially Iranian women. I can only hope that anyone who feels ill will towards Iran now understands the difference between the Iranian people and the government. #MahsaAmini

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@westeawest Thinking good thoughts

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@westeawest Russian Doll?

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@MarylandMudflap @kurtbraunohler You certainly did!

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@MarylandMudflap @kurtbraunohler stay gold https://t.co/zYhmkGS7NU

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/wjE7uaBpaQ

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Speak out. Show up. The people of Iran need all of our support. #MahsaAmini

[MazJobrani @MazJobrani]

I’m hoping my friends in comedy will help spread the word on the protests in #Iran over the killing of #mahsaamini @StephenAtHome @joerogan @JKCorden 🙏 #HumanRights #WomensRights

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@WUTangKids His wardrobe people hate him

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@westeawest 24 hour Chinese joint has your back no?

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@menwhohugcats I got the shivers!

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@westeawest Sounds great. Keep going!

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@MorganicInk What. Are. They. Waiting. For.

[Lila Yomtoob @lilabird]

@totallyslutsky Only if they’re looking for a knuckle sandwich !