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[el oh el @lilacmarsh]

@stampylongnose just wanna say stamps, I think you stole my idea, I have the dates to prove this, I feel hurt, betrayed, can’t believe you’d do this to a fan, I want an answer 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔💅✨✨✨💅✨🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵😳😳💅💅🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡🤫🤫😨😨😨😨😨😢😢😢 #stampyisoverparty

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I actually also think part of this conversation is also about curiosity and the different ways daughters and sons often relate to their mothers. Daughters usually grow up wanting to know who their mothers were before they became “mum.” They ask about their childhoods,

[🏹🌞 𐰆𐰍𐰔 @yajujbender]

My Iranian Shia barber with a Zoroastrian chain and Satanist tattoos asked me if I was Sunni or Shia. When I told him I'm Sunni he said Mashallah brother

[Gowanus Canal Official @gowanusofficial]

my dead dog's photo got more likes than anyone else's in the virtual grief group zoom chat iktr

[crisp @80000bees]

week 2 at new company. ice breaker question what living person would you choose to have dinner with. i said carly rae jepsen. complete silence on the teams call

[golgi apparatus @Golgi33911]

got too stoned last night and thought it was funny to post this on my tik tok story 😭😭😭😭😭

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[⭕️alchemistress⭕️ @esoterotic420]

macbook just tried to autofill with my high school email address that has never once been associated with this laptop or any account for anything in my whole life and also I graduated 11 years ago

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I hope in the Next Life I’m a Shape or a Color or Something

[jovan @ehjovan]

you really had to grow up on tumblr or there is just a huge part of the internet that makes absolutely no sense without having lived through tumblr woke

[fenlon @fen_lon]

when i was addicted to pills i used to take a handful and then drive around in GTA 5 listening to the in-game talk radio station

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

sorry about the world you have been born into.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

If I was famous I would do so many q&a’s because unfortunately I love talking about myself

[Nico @99_9pct]

M&S bakery nutritional info is dark

[go on girl give me nothing @sophhaze]

old tenants comply trashed my new place and we had to hire cleaners. pulled the stove back to look for the source of an ant infestation and found a printed out photo of an anteater. were they trying to scare the ants away?

[Solar Flare @solarflare001]

Was at a rave high as fuck on mushrooms and when the fog machines came on my Jewish friend clutched his Star of David necklace and said “Omg it’s the chambers” and that really fucked with my trip

[Grace @gracecamille_]

she’s literally insane lmaoooo just when i think im out… she pulls me back in

[tara @wokeispunk]

i didn’t know the night at the museum fandom was this big LMAOO

[hilz @AreyouHilaryB]

The problem with a lot of you is that you want feminism to be a tool for men to be good enough so you can date them without guilt. Feminism is not about men, it’s about women’s liberation. Be better and do better for yourself.