Christian | PARODY

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀don’t let my softness fool you, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ i will bite you⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀|not louis tomlinson| 21+

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

🍃Christian Alexander Carter🍃

⠀ ⠀ 27, 5’4, soft ‘n bratty
singer/songwriter/stoner
⠀lightweight, boy kisser, hufflepuff
dog dad ; FITF tour
⠀ small but feisty: will bite
strictly mdni, he/him, parody account

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

i hate the weekends

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

loki falling for the female variant of himself is so loki of him. i love him 😂

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

i miss my boyfriend!!! my bed is always more comfortable with him in it :(

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

oh yeah! i can definitely hand stitch a loki costume on things i find in my house and $20 worth of crafts by saturday having never sewed before….definitely. why am i like this?

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

@APRlCUS it’s been so long!!! omg

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

NSFW, Don't Lie

1. men
2. nope!
3. nope!
4. nope!
5. probably
6. no and never will
7. 🤐🤐
8. billion years ago
9. nope!
10. H!
11. oh yeah 🫣
12. Gay

Drop 🦦 and I'll send you the questions

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

i’ve smoked once (it was just a little delta8 the night before a 5sos concert) since early august and somehow i still tested positive for thc i can’t win

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

@mellaflos way too focused on them

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

i failed my drug test 🙃🙃 they’re “sending it to the lab for further testing” 🥲

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

@mellaflos 👀

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

@APRlCUS i haven’t smoked anything in almost 2 months!

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

@astoldbyatlas LISTEN, i’m just as surprised as you!

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

//i don’t have to get my tdap shot for work today 🥹 i was able to get a copy of my immunization records and now i don’t have to have blood drawn either 🥹 i hate needles especially that tdap vaccine

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

i love your soft side! 🥰

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

@notthestylesx yes only me. mine.

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

dear boyfriend, (@notthestylesx)
if you see this pretty please come over and cuddle me because i feel like i got hit by a train

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

this migraine is still attacking me

[Christian | PARODY @lilacstorms_]

@astoldbyatlas oh good bc i don’t care for that movie very much! but we will definitely find another movie to watch on another day!