aida™️

you can’t arrest me i’m the cake boss

[emilie @cbcradio2]

Making moves in silence is torture for me… I loveeeee telling people things. I’ve only told 5-10 people about my 2 current major silent moves

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

in my bree van de kamp era which means i’m doing everything perfectly while having a consistent flow of wine in my system

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

clocking in

[Derrick Hayes @LetsGoHayes_]

Wyd after smoking this?

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

living for baseball zen truly the only thing that can relax a person

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

if i had any authority whatsoever i would ban dance monkey i shouldn’t have to hear this song ever again for as long as i shall live

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

cheez it’s have those flavor crystals you know the ones

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

nothing like the comfort of a friendly s

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Anxiety isn’t real You literallg did something terrible and we’re all talking about it

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

this is now a julia fox fan page

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

there’s one celebrity and her name is julia fox

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

you can say anything you want and that’s fine …….but im not gonna listen unless you’re julia fox

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

pumpkin reese’s just sent shivers down my spine and gave me goosebumps

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

ok but what is a try guy

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

The stages of eating an edible

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

i could eat hundreds maybe thousands of blueberry muffins right now

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

remember a tumblr-esque fishtail braid???

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

something i’ve come to terms with never understanding is rhubarb

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

cats don’t have phones

[aida™️ @lilaidavert]

just went to text a photo to my roommates cat until i realized what i was doing