Lil and Cate 🦄

Two sisters, both alike in random creativity, in rainy Salem where we lay our scene, are quoted out of context. Largely about unicorns.

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C: One of my characters has the personality of the sentence, "Oh yeah, you wanna fight?"
And nobody ever does.

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Dexter is an ambidextrous enterprune

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Cate: A crepe is essentially a Frenchilada

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A katana is like a banana except it’s a sword

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“If we hadn’t filled that whole bed with hot glue, we could still use it.”

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Cate - The USA should really call this generation “Generation Meme”

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Cate: I’m pretty sure babies don’t have sharp corners
Lily: Babies with sharp corners be like “Wah”

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Cate: I don't like the song Holly Jolly Christmas. It says "In case you hadn't heard the thing I literally JUST SAID!"

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Cate: I don't want dreams! I want money!

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Mom: The tables have turned
Cate: Potato patern?

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Those days you feel like a winged bowling ball thief

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[Mom goes to wake up Cate, 9yo]
Mom: Good morning!
Cate: Mom! I'm already good morninged!

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Imagine this: There is a banner that says
CONGRATULATIONS
GRADUATES
but it gets ripped and then it says
RAT
D ATES

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If everything makes sense, and nothing makes sense, what makes sense?

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"Dad" is a synonym to "makes bad jokes"

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Cate: I really like sweets!
Me: You know, though, what happens if you eat too much.
Lily: Yeah, you get Covid!

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L&C's cousins:
8F: I want to use a knife, like a woman!
10M: Women don't use knives.
Parents: Oh yeah? What do women use?
10M: They use a spatula!

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Cate: Probably every kid under the age of "time to get a phone" is wondering when they're going to get a phone.

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Cate (knocking on parents' door an hour after bedtime): I'm almost asleep. I'm still kind of... Un-asleep.

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Who dares go against Super Super Angry Lily and Super Super Angry Cate?