Lila Veen

Author of Killing Kate and the Blackwater series. Queen of the run-on. Fears kaleidoscopes and wet koalas. Loves cats and dancing.

[Lila Veen @lilaveen]

@DianaVanDusen Uh, yeah!!! We should hang out so I can hook you up :)

[Lila Veen @lilaveen]

@girlvert Finished your book today after not putting it down for about 24 hours. Major respect to you as an author and artist...BAM! xoxo

[Lila Veen @lilaveen]

Words I love merely for the fact that they have no vowels: gypsy, rhythm. What else? #amwriting

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@ClareMDavidson Pretty much. I can honestly say at the end of every convo I have "this is being recorded and may be transcribed".

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@ClareMDavidson That won't be creepy at all! ;)

[Lila Veen @lilaveen]

@ClareMDavidson Funny, mine shrug too much.

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If Kris Jenner can get his Adam's apple shaved to look more feminine, can I get my uterus shaved to look more masculine?

[Lila Veen @lilaveen]

Since when do speed skaters carry guns? Did Sochi animal control work out a deal with the athletes? #WinterOlympics

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I'm starting to think "I watched a horrible movie with Jennifer Aniston" is the same as saying "I watched a movie with Jennifer Aniston."

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@JMWEditor @lisadevaney Total fashion faux pas over here. But smooooooth.

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I met an actual "Bronie" this week. I was under the impression that they were supposed to be embarrassed by it, but apparently not.

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@lisadevaney I'm not sure whether I should be thrilled or horrified by that. I'm going with throrrified.

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More words I can't spell with a gun to my head. Hors d'oeuvres. I always hear my dad saying "horses ovaries." #amwriting

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Did America win their sporting event?

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I'm going to have to remember to stop writing "Year of the Snake" on my checks.

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Book sales on Amazon were fairly decent this month. Then tomorrow it's a new month and my reports look all pathetic #sadface

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This weekend, there will be dancing. Don't know if it'll be good dancing, but it's on the agenda.

[Lila Veen @lilaveen]

“@JMWEditor: #FollowFriday @Grace_Elliot @lisadevaney @lilaveen @julieraust @Nomablack @randyblogs” Thanks, lady! Happy Friday!

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Kind of a relief to read this. I'm a two-space girl, myself. http://t.co/0BHnw6eraf

[Lila Veen @lilaveen]

The fundamental difference between men and women is their level of desire to have large genitals.