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[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

shadow puppets

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

i almost got the cops called on me for giving my man head at motel 6 bc he was sleep deprived 🙃😭🤣

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

i was hanging out w my bf in a parking lot that was closed, a younger officer rolled up and asked us what were doing etc. then looked at me saying “i just have to ask, are you being held against your will ?” NEVER in my life has another officer ever asked me that… props to him

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

i cried over a man that had dentures for his front teeth, someone shoot me in the fucking head please

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

just had an hour long convo with a homeless man, ended up giving him a vape bc he didn’t have cigarettes, the whole point of this is, it’s so easy to be kind to people, especially ones that are struggling, you never know what someone is going through behind closed doors, BE KIND

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

someone just sent me a snap yelling my name while smoking a joint w his friend, and then i looked at his story and it was the same video of him yelling out my name, i’ve never met him 😭💀

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

@FI0RES love sporks, i eat a lot of foods w spoons tbh

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

i made a grown man so mad about a year ago when i left his house, that he punched his stove and broke it LMAO

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

my dad just thanked me for being me 🥹🥹🥹

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

made a joke that i would marry this Turkish guy i met at the mall, that fixed my phone screen, to help him w his visa, but i told him the only way is if i get 80% of his income, and that i need something written down on paper, NOW he’s messaging me to actually do it

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

its my bday so i decided to go to the mall, i went into macys to get starbies, as soon as i walked in i smelled something burning no one else could, and proceeded to throw up in their trash can, now 3 women are telling me im probably pregnant, like rlly on my mf bday this happens

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

my step mom is making me a vanilla cake with home made strawberry filling, and home made cream cheese frosting, you guys have no idea how excited i am 👅👅👅

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

just told my Lyft “sorry for the wait” and he goes “yea you’re welcome” like what an asshole, it’s too early for you to be that rude to me, only made him wait 3 mins out of 5

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

i love making my own Alfredo sauce, it’s so easy and such good comfort food

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

“you be slacking on me” nah, i got priorities sorry not sorry, bye 👋🏼

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

i’m ONLY on tinder for girls tbh

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

my dad has to catch a 5 am flight so he woke up at 3 am, he didn’t know i was awake right now so i crept downstairs just to tell him i love him before he goes, i love my family, some days more than others, but they make me happy and feel safe

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

i’m at my friends house and she bought the liquid DayQuil instead of the pill version and i hate her for it, tastes so bad 🤢🤢🤢

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

a convo w some guy on snap he swiped up on my story: “let’s smoke queen, pull up” me: “i’m still sick” him: “i’ll take your word for it, you don’t look sick, you look hella fine” me: “but i’m still sick” like i don’t wanna hear i look fine, tell me that you hope i feel better tf

[lilbean🌬️ @lilbean1998]

my dad is such a good dad, when i lived in malden, as a kid after school he would stop to get me a slushie EVERY SINGLE DAY, wether i was good or bad 🥺🥺🥺