Bridget O'Keefe

Happiness only real when shared

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

Found bae while shopping in Dicks. @Aly_Raisman #cheesinit

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

@Expedia I am trying to buy a ticket on your website but for some reason it keeps tell me there is an error. Is your website down?

[Dan Murphy @DanMurphyESPN]

Survivors say a decision made today to drop charges against former USA Gymnastics President Steve Penny is "a slap in the face."

Penny was accused of tampering with evidence related to Larry Nassar. Story with @JohnBarrESPN: https://t.co/QSWaPEjYkA

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

@ellle_em I (9F) like to sleep under the blanket with my human every night, but sometimes I get hot so I have to come out. But then I want to go back under 10 minutes later so I paw at the human until she wakes up to lift up the blanket for me. I only do this a dozen times a night so AITA?

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

Kids who wanted to be actors whose parents told them they had to do “something practical” grew up to be defense lawyers

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

77 years ago today over 7,000 prisoners of the German Nazi camp #Auschwitz, including some 700 children, were liberated by the soldiers of the Soviet Army. 1,689 days of murder, pain, suffering, and humiliation were over. Today we all remember. We must remember. | #Auschwitz77

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

Thinking about my RA from last year who (for a solid month) thought he had to stay awake the entire time he was on duty. That poor, poor boy.

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

Anybody else remember those ice packs that looked like Oreos? Where did they go? I want them back. 🥺

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

This is the first year my RAs have said “you were born in WHAT year?!” and I am devastated

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

Even if @Simone_Biles wasn’t in a sport where an off day and one slightly wrong move could lead to a life altering or life ENDING injury, her mental health would still come first. She doesn’t exist for your entertainment. Y’all are scummy.

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

@hankgreen ty, Hank

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

@chelsxoxo16 It’s like I know we look young but really??? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

Every week I get tested and go to put my tube in the staff collection bin and EVERY WEEK they ask if I’m ~sure~ I’m a staff member 🙃

[CNN This Morning with Audie Cornish @CNNThisMorning]

“Monsters don’t thrive for decades without the help of people ... The scope of the investigation matters.”

Olympic gold medal gymnast @Aly_Raisman is calling for transparency from USA Gymnastics as it handles multiple allegations of sexual assault within the organization.

[CNN @CNN]

"Monsters don't thrive for decades without the help of people. And we need to understand what happened, how this happened." Aly Raisman calls for an independent investigation into USA Gymnastics after John Geddert's death. https://t.co/KpZtoHdVbu

[Alexandra Raisman @Aly_Raisman]

This is disgusting & dangerous. Sweeping abuse under the rug is not leadership @Li_Li_Leung How can you say you care when you just want to move on? Are you even listening? Look at the history & the damage USAG's inaction has caused.

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

Does anybody actually ever use the amount of garlic you’re supposed to or do we all go I know it says 1 small clove but it definitely needs 4 large ones

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

https://t.co/u7mQ2I0l6d

Like give him an Irish/English accent and change the content?????

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

Biden sounds like Dumbledore

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

Love that the men who shaved their beards between Wednesday and being arrested think they’re suddenly unrecognizable

[Bridget O'Keefe @lilblokeefe]

So many other quotes about children being the future that were not said by Hitler but okay

[Margs @probably_margot]

Not a great look for a freshmen Congresswoman to be caught on tape at a rally in the Nation’s Capitol saying “Hitler was right.” @Miller_Congress

And for those who want to nitpick what she said, let me just stop you right there—Hitler was right on literally nothing.