alex 🦬🐃

meow meow 🙀 | 22 | any pronouns | perpetually confused n curious 🦆

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

the weather is kinda like fortnite rn cuz its cranking 90s

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

@subparsav some of the greatest slander ever written

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

so wordle just making up stuff today 😒

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

how it feels to team kill your day ones on the game

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

shit u see in LB at 9:00 am #iguessbro

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

you can't just say perchance

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

@wehmerchant u gonna have to do it a unicycle if its a 2nd offense

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

lowk i think we should start doing unusual punishments in the legal system. like if a dude robs a place, make them walk a marathon backwards in slides instead of sending them to jail cuz I honestly think that would be more effective 🤷‍♀️

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

@skrunkitup

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

connections just be sayin shit atp 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

playing a siege game and this guy who's 0-3 gets on mic and says he playing like shit cuz he switched to night shift and spent all day taking care of his 6 kids. like gtfo the game fam what are u doing 😭😭😭

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

@subparsav c deez nutz 😤💯🤯

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

@subparsav @skrunkitup so u hate birds smh 🤦‍♀️

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

@skrunkitup @subparsav leave my arboreal friends alone 😡😡😡

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

@cerci_silly @Jfrizzle12345 could we add one for a player getting injured before halftime?

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

@cerci_silly @Jfrizzle12345 how could this be made into a parlay tho?

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

been thinking about how we decided to call some squirrels things aren't squirrels 🤔. ground hogs are not hogs. prairie dogs are not dogs. SMH 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[alex 🦬🐃 @lilbuffalo423]

saw 3 old dudes in electric wheelchairs smoking cigs and passing around a blunt in front of the VA today. there's really not much more to life than that i think