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I put my cornea in the microwave, now my visions poppin

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Don’t assume on my lenses they transitions

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Only candles should be lit, drive sober

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I wonder what an actual butterfly would think to see all these hoes have it on them

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Rip Christian Kirk

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222 really just jumped like that wtf

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@kirawontmiss I’m like that too, but without the syndrome

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Happy chicfila month :D

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You know you are having a rough week when you gotta carry a spare pair of draws in your book bag

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@st23le Your gonna need 🧊 after I send mi gente to sweep fig

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me: *walks up to cashier*
cashier: you look tired

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I ain’t never kilt nobody but I got sumn to do wit that body

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My favorite song is Brenda

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If your gonna be hung over you might as well get paid for it

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Turns out the fart doesn’t go anywhere when on the treadmill

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Whenever I visit a new country I always make sure to grab its culture by the waist and indulge in it

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Malay flight attendants are next level I should visit

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Boutta be a gaijin

[Philadelphia Eagles Central @pheaglescentral]

The Eagles made Nick Wright look like a FOOL this year. Possibly the largest amount of cold takes in a single season I’ve ever seen.

A thread 🧵

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@BaldyNFL @Chiefs @Eagles Million dollar play

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@JoshChavis65 L