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she/her

[MD @lilcheeseit]

Society’s beauty standards are disgusting look what they have done to my cat

[h @ruinsunflower]

yes girl eat your first meal of the day at 3pm

[⋆*ken⋆ฺ｡* @glumiken]

heard u got employee of the month at the dumb bitch factory

[Brazy @UTVBrazy]

He’s poisoned my mind

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[posting expert II @beefdentist]

you can avoid this by not telling the robot anything

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Blame the password sharers" yes blame the common man!! Fight one another!!! Be at odds with your fellow human while the big bosses and ceo's pocket all the cash!!!

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should make a Zofran Vape

[emi @vxmpcore_]

maybe ur cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[kit @xn0mrph]

feeling like her as of late

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i believe in vaccines and hormonal birth control and red dye 40 . like fuck it

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m not sure I like your tone

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Why is everyone saying Elon is the first trillionaire you don’t know my business or what I do on the weekend

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

woman who's husband didn't make her cum before he finished: noooo pleeease babe i've got blue flaps it hurts so bad