David Lo Pan

In Search of a Chinese Girl With Green Eyes || INDEED || Master of the Darkest Magic

[Will Whitson @will2whitson]

Arkansas guard Meleek Thomas on his pre-game routine:

“Making sure I talk to the Lord, talk to Jesus. When I wake up, when I go to sleep, before a game… without him I can’t do nothing. Bad game, great game… you know you can follow Him.”

✝️

[David Lo Pan @lilchinaLoPan]

Mic=Your poverty team
#SECChamps #CRANKHOGSCRANK

[David Lo Pan @lilchinaLoPan]

Dudes were really talking about Arkansas needing to leave the SEC during football season. The heathens stay forgetting that we rape in everything else
#CRANKHOGSCRANK

[David Lo Pan @lilchinaLoPan]

Headed to the SEC championship and a series dub on opening weekend…
#CRANKHOGSCRANK

[David Lo Pan @lilchinaLoPan]

TJ POMPEY WALK OFF!!! #fuckem #GOHOGS

[Mark "The Closer" Pohl @trustfundtyler]

Formation of the day: Baseball edition. Big moment for Miller here

[David Lo Pan @lilchinaLoPan]

I said he was probably gonna drop 60 today. When he hit 60 I was like damn why not go for 80

[Paul “Chud” Atreides @paulchudly]

Woke up knowing Bam was gonna do something crazy today. I had a feeling.

[David Lo Pan @lilchinaLoPan]

Non-Americans can suck my nuts

[David Lo Pan @lilchinaLoPan]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but even after 20 years, Anakin still turned to the dark side 😔 #shrink Palpetine FN!!

[David Lo Pan @lilchinaLoPan]

It’s okay, I’ve seen enough…

[New York Mets @Mets]

We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner.

[David Lo Pan @lilchinaLoPan]

Just heard about the tower of bapple in church. Where can I find this place?
#LANK

[David Lo Pan @lilchinaLoPan]

The left doesn’t believe in the type of performance that is being put on this fine Easter evening #rootbeer #GodDid

[Rob “Bobby” McIntyre @rob_mcintyre_]

Bryson DeChambeau when I put legal U.S. currency on him:

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

💅💅💅