Howard Hawks’s Burner Account

glamorous kind & playful

[Howard Hawks’s Burner Account @lilchuddy2000]

@sedm1kr4sky goat

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

4 pm sunsets when you live alone in a 1 bedroom apartment and the only person who loves you is your mom >>>>>

[j̶ ̶u̶ ̶l̶ ̶i̶ ̶a̶ = @jotauelleia]

esse tom específico de azul me causa espasmos de encantamento eu sou doente de amor por esse tom de azul simplesmente a cor mais superior do mundo acima de qualquer outra

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

I suppose if I gave myself a chance I could be an alcoholic. 1956

[Howard Hawks’s Burner Account @lilchuddy2000]

THIS MY LAST DAY BEING FAT

[Laocoon of Troy @LaocoonofTroy]

"The Black Sea at Night," by Russian painter, Ivan Aivazovsky, 1879.

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

women be beautiful as fuck just laying in bed farting

[choc @chocodoodldoo]

once you start eating 4-5 at a time you've genuinely become Chester's toungefuck cheese slave

[paperboy 🇵🇸 @random_rules]

high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel

[Jane Doe @femceldrainer]

Everybody is pretending like going to work is okay and it's not okay

[Howard Hawks’s Burner Account @lilchuddy2000]

Social media stalking is free, ethical, and fun. And it only serves me well

[ཀི་ཨ་པཱ་ཏྲ། @veryintensegirl]

hate conversational bad faith. i’m trying to understand u and you’re trying to defeat me. we are participating in two entirely different activities

[BluntOps980 @BluntOps9800]

I’ve died on hills you wouldn’t piss on

[Howard Hawks’s Burner Account @lilchuddy2000]

This is how they talk about me at my wage job for being 15 minutes late one day out of a hundred

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Manager Jacob (homosexual) was sent home after clocking in on time for his 8am shift today. Our employees rely on Jacob being at least 2 hours late every morning, and his punctuality threw off the natural rhythm of the store.

Employees had already begun complaining and mentally preparing themselves to cover his shift when Jacob appeared at 7:55am, causing Cashier Belinda to become visibly ill.

We later realized Jacob was actually 23 hours and 55 minutes late for yesterdays shift instead and allowed him to return to work.

[Howard Hawks’s Burner Account @lilchuddy2000]

I’ll try but I lowkey have to make custard tonight

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.

[Howard Hawks’s Burner Account @lilchuddy2000]

@realjtleroy you can remove a few words from this tweet and still have it ring true tbh

[Howard Hawks’s Burner Account @lilchuddy2000]

Ummm. Remy

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I'm having a magic episode

[lew @lewdoldman]

I wish Ma was real so she could be on Traitors.

[Howard Hawks’s Burner Account @lilchuddy2000]

I love you

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National I Love You Day.