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I’m a perfectionist. Which I think just means I have never once been satisfied.

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Guys I had a fanfiction dream about TOP fathering my illegitimate child. Don’t worry, he was a real gentleman about it. #top #CHOISEUNGHYUN #babydaddy

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I have very diverse interests. Recommend me things and I’ll add them.

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I literally woke up and there’s no marriage proposal in my DMs from the guy I was talking to yesterday. wtf?! #scam

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@kyylien Idunno I think she looks kind of like Clara bow

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Hey so I’m going to keep staring at the ground for the next 4 years. I don’t live here, I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m just learning Korean for no good reason. Going to get really into looking at my hands. This is the bad place.

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Ugh I’m so tired of white people

[Mars @Marsspace17_]

Nicepool was a stereotypical creepy faux feminist sex pest so if Justin Baldoni wants to think that’s inspired by him then that says a lot more about him than it does anyone else 😬

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🦕: I have a crush and you don’t know who it is
Me: Is it Vinny?
🦕: Nope
Me: Is it Oscar?
🦕: I’m not going to answer that.
Me: Okay, so it’s Oscar.

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I live to spite my father, my heavenly father, and also the founding fathers. I do hate myself but I hate these men more. I will never die.

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HOTM (hyperfixation of the month): regrettably, unapologetically, back on the K-pop train. And yes, it is once again Squid Game’s fault. This time for introducing me to a purple-haired retired idol/baddie prince diva who is also tall and hot.

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And my tombstone shall read “goodbye. she didn’t like it here anyway”

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Why won’t they just sew the cup inserts into the bras? Does anybody want to take those out? Does anybody want them to get all flopped around? I don’t want to wear uncomfortable bras ever again. Just give me the athletic kind and sow the goddamn inserts in.

[divinely daria ☿ @divinelydaria]

I think we need this reframe as adults too

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At least!

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I need a million dollars. I could get like 20 more tattoos with that kind of cash!

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All the kids: what are you eating?
Me: same as you
Teacher: What are you eating?
Me: I’m about to eat your face if you don’t watch it.
Teacher: 🤔
Me: No, like in an aggressive way. You won’t like it! Go away!

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Fuck yourself in the face is kind of a good one ngl. It’s like aggressive but also silly.

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Oh yeah, also I started reading smut for the first time. I am one hour in and am very scared. More updates later.

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We’re playing Hotel Transylvania (apparently) and 🦕 hands me a dessert menu with two options. Monster ice cream or “monster milkshake with sponge balls (like from the sea)”