lil Dan

Off my rocker

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

https://t.co/NLhgx1FOhA

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

Don’t take this serious im dumb

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

i suck at flirting with black girls i always make it racict

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

#NewProfilePic

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

i suck at flirting with black girls i always make it racict

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

Don’t give up don’t give in

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

If I’m keeping it a billion I’d buy some content

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

i shouldn’t drink alcohol

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

@FloridaBabySin bad bitch thick thighhhhhhs on the siiiiiide she say she wanna ride🫣

[Jash Dholani @oldbooksguy]

3/ Napoleon on being too precautious:

"The torment of precaution is worse than the dangers it seeks to avoid: it is better to abandon yourself to destiny."

The compulsive need to preempt and predict all problems is its own type of hell

Over preparation is cowardice by proxy

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

@peteypeen good shit

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

Smoking cigarettes had been so wonderful, i’m vaping half as much as i used to.

[Sunless @SunlessKhan]

Finally after years of practice Messi is good enough to enter the best soccer league in the world, the MLS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

@txlogs Kareoke/ open mic this saturday. Kavasutra, Palm Bay

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

*person missing* “He didn’t have water polo practice today, did he?”

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@txlogs also not sure about the other locations

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

@txlogs We do do open mic. We just did one Saturday, we do one like once a month. No set schedule for that though

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

slept with jeans on 2 nights in a row

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

pretty sure i’m still shadow banned @elonmusk

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

if i spill this redbull rn i’ll cry

[lil Dan @lildanlil]

@raphousetv2 lil netflix subscription