lil 🦋🖤

dear giraffe god, make me taller

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

i’m at a wedding & keep running into situations where this girl & i are trying to walk the same way & she keeps letting me go first & i said we gotta stop meeting like this and she said “i keep letting you go to watch that ass” LMAOOOOO

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

rewatching twilight for the first time since it being in theaters. fire movie

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

bartending while sick is not for the weak. i feel like i’m going to pass out every fee minutes and i’m just like “yeah, another beer, sir?” fml

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

haven’t been on here in years but just popping in to say that i’m in love and it’s so easy and i am so happy and i feel so free 🥹🥰

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

y’all watch football for the game i watch football bc sam laporta is sexy

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

i genuinely don’t fucking understand how this is real.

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

@Hozier would love this

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

nurse asked if the scars on my arm were an allergic reaction to the tape from my IV catheter, no ma’am just used to be best friends with BIC Silky Touch

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

this man should be fucking embarrassed…… idk how people just have no shame

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

olivia just called jerry trainor “jerry springer” GIRL that is not the same man

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

i want to scream at the top of my fucking lungs

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

i’m blistered and defeated and sore and exhausted but i survived working art fair for my third year in a row in ann arbor, this time at a new bar, and i made great money. working tmrw then off for 2 days god bless

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

yelled at a lady bc she was fucking RUDE bc i forgot to grab her waters…. don’t be fucking rude to your service workers. i’m doing my best, i’m exhausted, i’ve been here for 14 hours, i’m dehydrated, i haven’t eaten, haven’t sat down since i drove in today like…. pls be nice

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

this… sucks…
idk how i even got here

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

you got a smoove brain? no wrinkies?

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

@HanDrawsStuff @Hozier PLEASE

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

i mean i know @Hozier is not rly gonna see this but please for the love of all things holy i need to hear these live

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

@Hozier i beg of you please play Abstract or Who We Are tomorrow in Detroit

[lil 🦋🖤 @lildemet]

@baIconies same thing happening with me for detroit