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[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

@PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease @Philly_Mays Mount Rushmore idea…. “Mount Rushmore of non-QB white NFL players”

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

Targeting in college football is the reason why we will lose WWIII

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

We built these motherfuckers a whole canal and they can’t let us win a soccer game

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

Guess I gotta get fucked up now

[AB @AB84]

Severely emotionally

Unhinged

My brain is crippled

By horniness

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

If I’m a fat gurl I’m simply not gunna sing cheeseburger in paradise for karaoke…even if he just died. Rip.

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

“Play me an upbeat throwback”
“I gotchu…lemme go to my scholastic book fair playlist”

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

“Georgia really just be giving licenses to anybody” - @kassdex

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

Monday: MNF
Tuesday: turn into an NPC
Wednesday: more NPC activity
Thursday: TNF
Friday: alcohol
Saturday: College Football/alcohol
Sunday: RedZone/SNF

my schedule these next 4 months to whom it may concern

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

Just walked into an arcade and saw a group of dudes way too hype playing pong (video game). Turns out it’s two bachelor parties playing eachother and gambling on it. Dudes rock. @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

Babe wake up new ruler of England just dropped

[Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg]

Eye-witness reports from camp today tell me QB Daniel Jones accidentally hit a disabled fan with a misplaced pass. #Giants

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

“Look up nothing matters in the dictionary and there’s a picture of me”

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

Me: them boys STARVING tonight Beans: Trey…that’s permanent.

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

@HasbullaHive If you told me as an 8 year old child that I would be watching a 19 year old Russian built like a baby shooting a pistol out the window of a moving car I would’ve shit myself. Not cause I was surprised but because I had diarrhea

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

Mid set. Meek milly in the headphones. Big boy weight. Spam call. Music off. Vibes in the gutter. This is why some people are going to hell.

[College Football 24/7 @CFB247]

Ryan Rigby
Georgian Court, Attack 2019-2022

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

From now on I am simply too good for delta sky lounges. It’s centurion lounge or bust for ya boy

[big ernie @lildickyeltres]

There’s nothing I would rather do less than sit at a table full of scad girls